[added on 31-12-2023]
Warning: meatcannon incoming! Chapter 6 (a.k.a. part 2 chapter 3) of the meatcannon saga is now available. Visit the future of Belgium, where the CVP holds all power!
Don't miss out on these prophetic visions: read them now if you know Dutch!
[added on 13-12-2023]
If money can't buy style, then style can certainly buy money! Find out for yourself with Mammon Billing, everyone's preferred invoice styling solution.
Mammon Billing was created in Java with a Belgian fiscal background in mind. While the program can create invoices in English, the program itself is available only in Dutch.
[added on 31-05-2023]
The next chapter in the ongoing saga: Clementine applies for a job. Likely to become required reading in Flemish schools.
Read it now if you know Dutch!
[added on 23-11-2022]
The first chapter of the 2nd part in the Meatcannon saga, chapter 4 in total. This time Clementine visits Ararat and his good friend Cornelius over a bottle of exquisite liquor.
Read it now if you know Dutch!
[added on 18-08-2022]
The first 3 chapters of "Clementine's Meatcannon" bundled in one pdf. Excellent for binging!
Proficiency in Dutch required.
[added on 16-08-2022]
Chapter 3 of 'Clementin, et son canon à viande', a futuristic summary of Belgium / recommended reading / proficiency in Dutch required.
[added on 11-12-2021]
Chapter 2 of part 1 of book 1 of the original sci-fi novel 'Het Vleeskanon van Clementijn', containing paragraphs 30-62, quotably in pepetuity. This time we visit a retirement home with a space elevator.
Fluency in Dutch is necessary to consume this work of high literature!
[added on 05-08-2021]
The very first chapter of "Clementin, et son canon à viande", a novel exploring the glorious future of Belgium on the one side, and its rich culinary traditions on the other.
Warning: proficiency in Dutch is required!
[added on 04-08-2021]
"Het Vleeskanon van Clementijn" is a Belgian sci-fi novel currently being written by famed author, Niels Van Damme.
Its title can be translated to "Clementine's Meatcannon", a meatcannon being a typical Belgian term to indicate a person's bank account. The story takes place in a far future where Belgium has become an intergalactic colonial power.
Proficiency in Dutch is required.